March 2, 2008

The Stupid Test

Just a question I'll throw out there:

If you go on a date with a man who seems sweet and harmless, but then he

1. purchases a hacksaw from Sears

and then

2. walks by the deep freeze coolers and makes a Jeffrey Dahmer joke.

So, my question: how stupid do you have to be to go back to his place?

The Stupid Test:

The scale is from 1-10.

1 is smart, very smart, probably as smart as Toni Morrison or Cornel West.
10 is dumb, very dumb, probably as dumb as Charlize Theron always seems when she's interviewed.

I scored a 1. Just in case you're wondering.

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